Wow.

Wowie.

I love technology.

I funny to think that those things are born when they're no bigger than the size of a fingernail.

I guessed it based on the balloon's colors alone. AM I a badass or what?

I'm going to start waterboarding my mac&cheese and stabbing my raman noodles.

Coming to theaters in Fall of 2008: "B is for Banana"

...Err... Bandanna. Heh, that would have been ridiculous. Banana masks.

Microsoft SAM has a body?! We're all doomed!!!

If I were a judge, I'd hold them in contempt for not speaking English.

If we had a high population of illegal Canadians/British they'd be screwed.

Upvote for the MythBusters in the background!

"Ich bin so heiss!"

Yes you are, my dear!

Sounds like someone that actually enjoys his job. It's a great sound.

This is EXACTLY why I shoot all my teammates!

*beastiality

ROFLMAO @ "Turn the key off"

They key's gonna asplode! SHIT!

This is the most retarded video I've ever seen.

The sport seems cool, but if I hear anyone say "I play from the soul" again, I'll hack the pentagon and blow up the earth.