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Bastard offspring of a Segway and a Theo Jansen Sculpture

iwastheturkey says...

I'd drive it around if that was frolicking, content kittens underneath. Like 5 kittens with a plate attached above them for me to stand on.
"yea! we're going left!!! Yea!! we're going in circles!!! YEEAAhhh! We're kittens happily carrying this human to woooorrrkkk!!"

otherwise, wheels seemed to have been working out just fine.

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Creationists Take Mother Goose Hostage

iwastheturkey says...

I work at a zoo. I was talking to a kid about bats, sharing that they're good to have around because they eat mosquitoes. His dad butted in to say "that's why God made the bats, every animal has a job!" The child joined his dad's chorus with something like "we need to thank the Lord for all the animals he gave us."

I smiled and slipped away politely, taking a loss in the educated zoo-goers column. A few minutes later, kid and dad sought me out, they couldn't sort out why God made skunks and they wanted to know if I knew what their job was.

I said they don't have a job. They're skunks. They eat grubs and defend themselves from predators. They looked at each other with very little to say. Education wins again.

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The Art of Pole by Jamilla Deville

iwastheturkey says...

Actually I'd say one's talent as a pole dancer is directly proportionate to one's willingness to use the equivalent of your skin sticking to vinyl on a hot day as a means of supporting your own body weight.

i.e. friction + skin + metal + 150 pounds = unpleasant to say the least

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Official Election 2008 Thread (Subtitled I VOTED) (Election Talk Post)

iwastheturkey says...

I was to vote by Ohio's absentee ballot. I screwed up and didn't read the rules correctly. So when the race comes down to counting Ohio's absentee ballots, you can all thank me for being dumb, cause I sent it in anyways. TAKE THAT DEMOCRACY.

no seriously. I did...

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