I get my dog stoned on pot, its quite hilarious now, whenever I spark up he comes running begging for it.

yea there was a post on ats forums (of course) with links to new york times where this is already being tested against protesters and to stop charismatic group leaders from rallying a riot or to stop someone being interviewed on television from finishing their sentence censoring them without having to edit.

this is really bad shit.

btw trick to stop your pulse, get a tennis ball, bar of soap or any hard semi large object.

put it in your armpit and bring your arm down putting pressure on it.

the ball or object wedged in armpit will give illusion that your pulse has stopped, you can use 2 objects wedged in your armpits to make both wrists pulse stop.

simple trick found in a 2 dollar magic book at a magic shop, yet street magicians use this crap on tv.

so much Fragottry in 1 video

Heil De Führer!

That's what scares me about Jews, they only follow the old testament which is fucking scary ass book and God of the old testament was a mean jealous God. Thank "god" I didn't live in old testament times I'd be stoned, burned, banished, etc...

Course Christians believe that the new testament nullifies the old testament laws, when Jesus changed the laws and allowed the eating of pork and reversed all the old laws.

course it's also why Catholics kept the Apocrypha in their bible and Protestants removed the Apocrypha from the bible. The Apocrypha helped explain the changeover from Old testament law to New testament law much much better.

So western christians which are primarily protestant do not have the apocrypha to help better explain the change over of laws and how the Torah or Mosaic laws were never meant for Gentiles.

Even Jesus himself said Gentiles do not follow Jewish Mosaic law.


So even though I'm not religious, I'm fucking glad to be a gentile, or i'd be stoned long ago.

Also if you look up mosaic law, Jews see all Gentiles as dogs to be ruled over and manipulated. Which is why century after century Gentiles have attacked Jews in retaliation for their teachings that gentiles are dogs. It's even in the old testament that gentiles are dogs and should be treated as such. It's why Jews got their stereotype of ripping the gentiles off... they were taught to by mosaic law.


Anyhow nonreligious gentile about to be flamed, even though I probably wont ever see these comments again.

The lyrics are amazing!!!

it perfectly frames the entire genre in 1 word so eloquently.

it's a masterpiece of linguistic inflections that drip onto your ears as honey doth on the tongue.

in other words

Dem Niggas be gettin' dere fryd shicken pwning swaggah on like a mahfuckah nigga!

tumbs up yo.

This is a parody of the real incident that happened at the Alamo. He was recreating the leaked voicemail that went viral

here is the original audio of what really happened

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3eeC2lJZs


Patton does a pretty good parody of it though. But nothing beats the original

Lulz

the chant "ONE TWO THREE NIGGER!!!"


post discusses the chant http://www.wnymedia.net/2011/12/on-racism-at-my-alma-mater/


that's hilarious.

it's edited, look at the background behind the guy that says N, then the wide shot doesnt match.

it's a play to parody the south park episode where Wheel of Fortune had N_ggers and Randy Marsh says "Nigger?" The audience guffaws when Pat Sajak reveals the answer is Naggers

hehe

Louic CK is my favorite comedian...

My favorite bit is about showing how retarded political correctness is, and anyone should be able to say any words.

here he explains and shows in joke form nigger, faggot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuLrBLxbLxw


He's 100% dead on that anyone should be able to say any word and fuck the political correct movement who wants to redefine words just like '1984's newspeak'

Yea there is also a similar method



you may hear cops refer to it as the "Shake and Bake" method

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Materials : 1 box of pseudo-ephedrine pills, 1 Cold-Compress pack, a bottle of lye crystals, 2 AA energizer lithium batteries, Coleman fuel, Iodized salt, sulfuric acid or Muriatic acid, 2 20oz bottles, coffee filters, a clear hose about 6 - 12" long, funnel, 2 Pint Mason jars, and lineman pliers.

first off, make sure your working in a clean and safe area. Clean both of the 20oz bottles with some paper towels and a clothes hanger, rinse with Coleman fuel, and repeat. You want the bottles to be clean as possible to make clean dope.

After you clean one bottle, use your funnel and one coffee filter and put 8 oz of Coleman fuel in the bottle. Then, using your lineman pliers, obtain the lithium metal from the batteries, tear them small balls and put them in your fuel. After you get both your lithium strips in, add 3 tablespoons of crushed Ammonia nitrate from the cold compress pack, and 3 tablespoons of lye crystals. Shake the bottle and get a reaction going. After you get a good reaction add your crushed pseudo-ephedrine and let it cook for 45 minutes to an hour. Burping the bottle when it get tight. refrain from shaking the bottle in the during the last 15 minutes of the cook.

Their should be a good amount of copper "b.b.s" floating with your lithium strips. this is a good sign your cook is close to finished. Clean out the mason jar you have ready, and use 3-4 filters to filter off your cook into the mason jar.

Now its time to make a smoke bottle, either using sulfuric acid or Muriatic acid. Clean the 20oz bottle like before, and make a hole in the cap big enough for your hose. if your using sulfuric acid, add 1 tablespoon of salt to the bottle and just a couple drops of sulfuric acid. If your using Muriatic acid, put 3-4 balls of aluminum foil in the bottle and a couple drops of Muriatic acid. Put the hose right above your fuel in the mason jar and watch the dope drop.

Hit it with the smoke a couple times and stir it up until it doesn't drop anymore, then filter this into another mason jar, and you got your first pull in the filter. dry it out and test it. then take the fuel you poured off and put it back in the cook bottle. cook it for about 30 minutes and try for a second pull.

You should yield about a gram, to a gram and a half of Methamphetamine.
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That's the shake and bake for easy meth in a bottle, you can make it in an old soda bottle.

mmmmmm sideboob

looks like the Sandisk logo on sandisk mp3 player screens...

probably not a coincidence since it is sand on a disk

I noticed that cause I recently bought 10 4 gig Sansa clip zip mp3 players on black friday for next to nothing at newegg. and all their boot up logo on the screen does this exact shape and color scheme.

very cool