Thanks dude!

Also, the white lab door swings open when the cannon is fired and stays perfectly still.

DINOSAURS!

GOOD LAWD I WANNA BABY OUGHTA!!!

I like this so much more than Penn's Bullshit Rants.

I remember hearing this joke a few years ago and thinking, "damn that's a great joke! too bad it'll only be useful for the time being - when Sarah Palin is enjoying this momentary fame. Surely she'll just go back to Alaska and never be heard from again after Obama wins the election..." >> ^ridesallyridenc:

What he should have said was, "You know the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded."
Now /that/ would have been offensive.

WHY WHY WHY WHY IS THIS ON CNN?!?!

Thanks dude!

You're almost there too!

In reply to this comment by chicchorea:
Congratulations on your new Gold Star.

Shiny!

Had to upvote this cuz a friend of mine sings on it!

Thanks geo! And thanks for the promote too!

In reply to this comment by geo321:
Congrats on the gold star!

This is pretty cool - but I wanna see some crazy shit! Slide those bars over!

*beg

Great ad, I thought it was really funny and that- oh hold on, I just got a text..

I've heard things like 'we share 93% of our DNA with slugs' or something like that - so what does it mean that only '1-4% of our DNA is Neanderthal'? Can someone explain?

EDIT:
Here's the kind of stuff I'm talking about..
Mice, men share 99% of genes
Humans related to humble mud worm
Genome Study Finds Rats, Humans Share Stretches of DNA

Awesome.