>> ^NordlichReiter:

I've never understood the appeal of churches, not when there's so much other stuff to be doing.
Here's some; sex, music, art, adrenaline, kites, beaches, family, and a whole host of other things.



Most churches offer all of those things (except sex, maybe) as a ready-to-go package. Think about it. If you join a church, you'll automatically and immediately get a large family to support and help you. Most of the world's greatest art pieces were inspired by or specifically about religious concepts. Many of the great classical composers wrote music for churches, although modern christian music is simply atrocious. Many churches like spending days out as "youth groups" or whatever. they go to beaches, fly kites, go to roller coaster parks, and some even do skydiving, as well as a host of other things...

I'm an atheist but there IS a reason that churches have such powerful draw on people.

Fat guy didn't even have laser effects!

This is why we wear hard hats in the construction area, ladies!

I do this shit for a living. It's legit, yo.

(Geologist)

This is great! wonderful! stupendous! great! fantastic! great! great!

Its fucking magicalgreatwonderfulphenomenal!

>> ^entr0py:
This is obviously a play on Microsoft's "I'm a regular person, and I'm a PC" ads.
Only the point of those is to sell PCs by saying "PCs are accessible to everyone; you don't need to be a geek or a hipster!". So if this is a parallel the message must be. "Sex work is accessible to everyone; you don't need to be desperate or undereducated!"
Devious sex workers, trying to recruit on the sift.
although. . . I have been wanting a new job.


That's pretty much the same message I got from this.

This isn't funny. It's the sad truth

Best experienced while trippin balls

dogs see humans as a member of the pack, a friendly, a neutral, or an enemy. The priority of any of these may differ depending on dog breed, and upbringing. All dogs have the capacity to very quickly adopt a non-dog animal into his pack and consider it an equal or even superior, depending on circumstances.

Most dogs are bred to respond well to humans and there is about 20,000 years of co-evolution and artificial selection at work to instill this behavior in dogs.

However most humans are not trained to respond well, if at all, to dogs. That is the distinction that people need to realize.

Dogs are wonderful. Don't hate on dogs because you don't know how to handle them.

What a terrible, yet entertaining film. I love these old sci-fi monster movies

Man, Internet folk are way too easily amused these days...

Lol @ 0:56. Perfect edit to the music!

I'd like to seem them try this with a great white

Got no beef with gays so I've always used it as a loose term for jackasses. I think it fits better for them anyway.

You do know that YouTube did not exist in the 90s, right?