I love that they're stuck with the name "Riddick". It's just... not the name of a way-cool action hero. It's the name of an office stationery supply manager in Milton Keynes.

Well done Internet. *applause*

http://youtu.be/l8o5fxnDUjs

Still laughing at "THERE IS NOWHERE TO TAKE A FECES"

The laughter at the end is delightful.

For goodness' sake, doesn't anyone see that this is playing into A&F's marketing plan? All this outrage and uproar, and the net effect is "Abercrombie and Fitch make clothes for beautiful people. If you are wearing these clothes, then you are one of the cool kids; so buy these clothes and people with think you're beautiful and cool".

10 minutes and 5 seconds of "what did you think was going to happen?"

Pantalaimon

*beg

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

I haven't seen a trailer that made me gasp like this in a long time. Certainly not one with Sandra Bullock in it.

You poor thing.

He's wrong about "who" and "that".

It's not supposed to be clever. It's supposed to be silly.

Yay!