I guess I should have specified Syrian refugees. I looked it up.

Russia 5000 and China None.

Mr. Putin, is that you!?

How many refugees has Russia and China taken in?

A day with out a police shooting is like a day without sunshine.

It looks like their heart is in the right place but putting your kid in harms way is bad parenting.

What the hell are you on about?

You missed the point where I said I agreed with him. Seems like you're reading too much into what I said. I respect Noam Chomsky and his views. All I said is he's got a monotone voice.

I don't recall stating my political views. I think George Lucas looks like a pelican but I still loved Star Wars. Are you one of those people that only reads one author and attacks anyone who even looks sideways at them?

Jesus Christ you think that I said the diddled kids or something.

Hey ma, look at the guy who generalizes.

Noam Chomsky != all smart people. I've read couple of his books and I've watched him debate and speak many many times. I never said I disagreed with him or disliked his politics.

I just find his manner of speech to be monotone.

Oh, one thing he did that I didn't like was when he downplayed the Cambodian genocide as it was occurring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idy8m5V8uLI

Tell your ma to watch that clip.

The human equivalent of chloroform.

If I have trouble sleeping I can always listen to him talk for 2 minutes and I'm out.

He sounds like a frog overdosing on heroin.

Stay classy!

Hi I'm from Canada and you guys are fucking nuts!

Or women could just be getting fatter.

That's why they had to invent Viagra.

Remember when Denis Leary didn't steal all his material from other comedians?

Neither do I.

Either that's the worlds shittiest laugh track or there are some seriously retarded people in that room he's in.

Oh, and fuck Trump and Hillary and everyone else in politics.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 15 years.

I wonder if they give these to Swedish rape victims.