I did the spider thing with my wife, only I stuck it above her head on the kitchen ceiling. After I had calmed her out of her panic attack, I had to just stand there whilst she pounded me with her fists.

I hate insurance companies, but here is a good tip:
A friend of mine is an insurance broker. He told me that insurers are more than happy if you are "economical" with the truth when you fill out the forms to start a policy. You may think you are saving money, and maybe short term you are. However, make a claim and they will quickly discover your deception and, guess what, no cover.

What a truly beautiful, inspirational, human being.
I couldn't figure out who he reminded me of until 8 mins in. And it is my hero, the genius, Richard Feynman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjmtJpzoW0o This man is a Geordie version..;)

Utterly embarrassing, puerile, mutual masturbation. Also, anyone who lists a brain washing work of fiction - the bible - as their favorite book, is delusional and, as such, unfit for high office.

So, paid a fortune to repeat lines written for you, but add a line out of your own head and WOW, you're an improvising genius? Well, I guess that makes all of us in the "real" world geniuses. Our dialogue isn't scripted, we have to improvise every time we open our mouths.

Yep, thought so.

Ok, then enlighten us with your "quite high intelligence". What HAS an air show got to do with terrorists?

U forgot to tick the sarcasm box. What the hell has an air show got 2 do with terrorists???

OKkkkaaaaaay, no need to see the movie now. Jeez, I must stop watching trailers...

NO,,,NOOO,,,nonononono. F**K, NOOOOOO

Extremely simplistic and naive guy, but he has delivered a great piece of propaganda to the enemy.
He sounds like he is leaning toward the Noam Chomsky school of thought ie; "its all the Wests fault, if we just stopped being so nasty, these lovely people would leave us alone..."

Shaved mine off after 7 years. My wife, similarly, had not seen me without it. Jeez, what a reaction; "I hate it". "I don't think I can love you any more". I said; " would you still love me if I was paralyzed or lost a leg or something?" She said; "Of course I would, but that's different". It started off mildly amusing, but ended with me seeing a side of her previously unknown. I grew it back, but something had changed in me forever.

WTF!!! She's getting arrested and he says; "you have yourself a good day". No, I don't think he was being ironic.

I agree, incredible. Not only incredible how scientifically brilliant we humans can be, but how incredibly wasteful we can be. I mean, Jeez, this piece of optical wizardry was simply dumped in the trash!!!

I can't wait for "Alien Isolation 2" (please tell me that they're working on it ). Isolation is one of the best ever.