>> ^JiggaJonson:
^Throbbin
"And he looks Muslim" ???
wtf is that supposed to mean

I'm almost positive that statement was supposed to be ironic.

This is why politicians should have the same advertising restrictions as tobacco companies.

>> ^misterwight:
fap fap masturbate


I'm struggling to imagine anyone other than the Pope that would bother to downvote that...

*fap* *fap* *masturbate*

When Al Gore was just about to invent the internet, this is exactly what he was planning.

Proof that life isn't fair:

You could make many dozens of feature length films like this for the budget of something like Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

What do we get? Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Logged in just to upvote this video. I think the whole world needs to see it.

>> ^millertime1211:
They must have a better court system there. Here in the US he would have claimed injury and sued. Then he wouldnt have to rob the store...he would own it.


^
Sad because it's entirely true.

I want to make a version of this that uses sound clips from The Wire's Clay Davis saying "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiitttt!"

Hans Solo is right up there with Aluminum Falcon. Classic.

Breaking news! Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher interviews an Israeli reporter in an Israeli town, finding that Israel has the right to defend itself!

If entire nations lack the emotional maturity to turn the other cheek, or at least listen to one another, we can hardly expect better of newly orphaned children.

Somebody get that man a poison apple...

Damn you, Valve.

The emotional soundtrack is a bit propagandistic, but I can't fault the message. I'm hoping against hope (pun not originally intended) that Obama will be even-handed.