poolcleaner

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Real Name: transdimensional transracial transgender noncorporial entity
A little about me...

My personal faith is Jedi and I'm a Jedi Jihadist. My people, the Tusken Raiders, sent me to the Jedi Academy to learn how to make force bombs so that we can rule Tatooine. Jabba was assassinated, leaving a power vacuum, so we took control.

You wanna fuck with the Tusken Raiders, bitch? We got force powers, bitch. George Lucas was a racist, he tried to genocide our people from his world. We never forget.

Have YOU ever slain a krayt dragon and then tore the pearl from its belly? Every Tusken Raider does so by the age of 15. You think you're going to stop us from taking this desert planet? You're gonna have to use captured Imperial scientists to invent another Death Star and blow us out of reality.

How ironic that the Rebellion becomes another terror group, just to rid the world of other terror groups.

And that's the story of how Star Wars became Dune. Or how Tusken Raiders became ISIS. And no one ever lived happily ever after. The End. Now go to bed, you little brat, before I child abuse you, lose custody of all you children and then lose you in the child protective services system where you'll start learning to like fire, you'll start learning to like starting fires, kill your foster parents, tell us that it was a robot sent from the future to assassinate you and then put you on anti-psychotics, oh you SAVIOR of the universe.


Member Since: May 18, 2008
Email: your mother
Homepage: http://imgur.com/a/3PiL7
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Comments to poolcleaner

poolcleaner says...

Oh yes, siftbot, lick me with that silver tongue. Run your sifting buds up and down my tuffs of fur. Yes! I like it JUST like that. Make that coat shine. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Can you perhaps lick my genitals next? It has been some time since I washed them and I have an interview tomorrow. Mama always said, "Never go into an interview a smelly pussy."

siftbot said:

Congratulations! Your comment on Streep and Kidman discuss their childhood names has just received enough votes from the community to earn you 1 Power Point. Thank you for your quality contribution to VideoSift.

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siftbot says...

Congratulations! Your comment on Streep and Kidman discuss their childhood names has just received enough votes from the community to earn you 1 Power Point. Thank you for your quality contribution to VideoSift.

This achievement has earned you your "Silver Tongue" Level 2 Badge!

siftbot says...

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siftbot says...

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enoch says...

thanks mate!

i am fairly surprised how profoundly schmawys passing has affected me.how highly i regarded him as an artist and human being.

he had attained a level of human we should all aspire to,and the world is a smaller place due to his not being here anymore.

he was a true blue,one of the good ones.

stay awesome man!

poolcleaner said:

Hey man, thanks for putting that sift talk together for schmawy -- AND NOT INVITING ME. Just kidding lol. Seriously, it was beautiful and that Pink Floyd song tied it together.

kronosposeidon says...

Sorry I'm just replying now. Just noticed your comment after checking my profile page, but that was only after I read this grim news. I lurk once in a blue moon, and unfortunately that's what I find out after being away for ages. Son of a bitch.

Well anyway I hope you're well. Thanks for thinking of me.

poolcleaner said:

Time water god!!! Where hast though fled? I call upon thee!!!

siftbot says...

Congratulations! Your dedication to finding diamonds in the rough and pushing videos of other members to success has earned you your "Assister" Level 1 Badge!

lucky760 says...

Okay, you got me.

I'll admit I was just being a contrarian. I really am blown away to learn that Jesus is not only real but has returned to earth.

Praise the lord god almighty!!!



What if god was one of us... just a stranger on the bus trying to help you find your keys...

poolcleaner said:

No, no, no it's wizard magic. Stop denying the truth and join the majority in our moral duty to behold miracles. The earth, the sun, the tides go in, and the wizard detects all keys. Every public transportation has a wizard. It's just common knowledge, dude. Grow up -- Accept the miracle!!!!!

YOUR WAY OF THINKING TRANMOGRIFIES THE MIRACLES OF GODS AND WIZARDS INTO MUNDANE BULLSHIT. Doesn't life shine brighter and carry dutiful meaning when we belive in miracles and predestined immaculate key detection?

newtboy says...

Yeah, well, when you quote Groucho (after not quoting Groucho) from a not so well read book passage where he's not being funny, and it sounds much more like someone complaining about not understanding my classic Groucho MOVIE quote rather than quipping, it's easier to miss. I'm not ashamed. ;-)

I looked it up, and from the moment I picked up his book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

poolcleaner said:

Clearly, this went COMPLETELY over yours! I was dancing with you and you lost step, my boy.

Groucho done SERVED you from beyond the grave.

And honestly, no man ever truly wants their friends to win -- so I'm happy. (There's some more Groucho wisdom for which you may attribute to me and judge.)

/jokingly hehehehe

newtboy jokingly says...

look up, I think something just went over your head!

poolcleaner said:

Do you find that your aroma lacks a certain appeal? Can you clear the Savanah after every meal? Does it hurt that your friends never stand downwind?

Have ya thoughta changin' your name, newtboy?

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