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A little about me...
well, i suppose i'll be takin' that milksteak to go then.

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JustSaying says...

I didn't think you were picking on me, I just ran with the ridiculous idea. I'm a great fan of any kind of silliness, especially involving the fantastical aspects of popculture, and I'm also endlessly fascinated by human sexuality. It's less the masturbationary aspect but more on a scientific, social and philosophical level. When you start talking about genderfluidity, I find that quite interesting. Not just because that is something I can logically understand but barely comprehend on a personal level, it's because it gives insight in the human condition and what defines us as person. Sexuality is IMO the one basic human need that modifies our behaviour and how we relate to each other and ourselves the strongest. It's not interesting because it's arousing, it's interesting because it defines myself and the rest of humanity somehow.
However, if there's any horror-icon that should be sexualized, it's Freddy. He's the sexiest of all monsters. The Cenobites are pretty sexual too but harder to relate to. Unless you're into pain, of course.
Enjoy your sexy Freddy. And watch part 4 again, Freddy pretends to be a hot nurse at one point.

poolcleaner said:

I have been obsessed with that female Freddy Krueger costume for a while now, so it was a toss up between a cis female Krueger, a cis male Krueger in drag, or a transgender Krueger. I'm just an open book about my fantasies, as silly or kitschy as they are.

It doesn't bother me that you're a hetero cis male. I'm not gonna judge you for that type of secret. If you're in the closet about being heterosexual, just tell me and I won't let your secret out. hahahaaa. I'm only a hetero cis male some of the time. Other times I oscillate towards a varied degree of feminine personality traits and sexual configurations. Genderfluid, pansexual, though I tend towards asexuality. I would call myself transgender but people get a more accurate picture when I say genderfluid. It's like a sudden sexual/gender archetype rises within me. I can't be a bisexual transgender if I'm in hetero male mode and vice versa.

Anyway, most of the time I'm just giddy over silly concepts that involve horror or science fiction. And if there's a sexual element, even better. Now you understand I wasn't picking on you or whatever you thought.

PlayhousePals says...

I have osteoarthritis pain in both knees, my left wrist and lower left back. I take one CBD cap before I go to bed. Now, about two weeks after I began that regimen, only have pain in my left knee [my worst location]. On a 1-10 scale, my knee pain went from a daily average of about 7 down to a 3. I'm sold!

poolcleaner said:

My migraines aren't in remission but I don't suffer nearly as long as I used to since using light psychoactive CBD/THC. Duration of intense pain, loss of vision, loss of feeling in limbs, nausea, vomiting, and the rare seizure has been reduced from 6-12 hours every 2-4 weeks to maybe 2 hours every couple months, sometimes only with nausea, loss of vision, and minor or no pain.

However, the loss of vision, or what my doctors have referred to as visual "premonitions" are still a major pain that I'm not certain will ever go away. Luckily I don't get very many migraines any more. However, if I do get a migraine I still cannot drive or do anything that requires sight. Although I can technically see, it's severely impaired.

The absence or dulling of the pain during a migraine is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me medically. I had a migraine 2 days ago while I was jogging at the park, ran to my car so I could quickly get home before my vision was fucked, and then placed a soluble CBD + THC tablet (Trokie) up into the corner of my mouth where it was slowly absorbed into the facial branches of my carotid artery. After my vision cleared up, I had no headache.

Keep in mind I also take a pure CBD tablet every couple days, so it's not just the one tablet during episodes.

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PlayhousePals says...

Ummm thanks. It really was more a comment on the language ... the vertical video was a good outlet for not getting my humor across as always

poolcleaner said:

It's more natural to hold a phone in portrait (vertical) than in landscape (horizontal). Typically landscape requires 2 hands -- and if filming landscape with one hand, it becomes easy to lose grip.

I know it ruins the cinematic quality, but he didn't film the dude for our entertainment, he filmed it as proof.

It's also a logistical issue, as it is easier to grip a phone vertically than horizontally. This is the reason why there are so many videos filmed in this mode. Especially in situations where people are unable to use both of their hands to stabilize the video, such as running, when in danger, or at the top of a bridge...

Also, his subject is a human which stands upright, so filming vertical allows him to distribute his subject matter across the entire canvas; whereas landscape would cut off the primary focus and distribute the background on either side of the subject, which is unimportant to the situation, in place of filming the man from head to toe in a single frame.

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newtboy jokingly says...

I would never want to belong to a club that would have someone like me for a member.

poolcleaner said:

Gay or straight is not the only option, unlike American elections. Unfortunately it sort of feels that way in that you will step on both gay and straight people's feet when you're nonconforming to either end of the spectrum. Same thing with gender expression. People are so ignorant. They just want you in their club so you can talk shit on the "other" people. Gotta stop with that bullshit. Every club has shitty rules for determining membership.

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lurgee says...

*quality

poolcleaner said:

Ahhhh fuck yeah shit YES I needed some Die Antwoord in my life tonight, baby! Zef style! I will let the demons possess me tonight. But no drugs. Just the pure madness of a freak on a leash needing to vomit out its soul. I might get hurt. I might be in pain after I'm done hurling myself at trees and walls and off of things; into things; out of things...

But more importantly, zef-portantly: what do I wear whilst embodying such madness?

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PlayhousePals says...

Well typed [and I couldn't agree more!]

poolcleaner said:

Seeing him in action and not just through the speaker made this. Perfect ending!

I remember my brief few months in fast food. They weren't bad at all. I enjoyed myself and the people. You gotta love your job no matter what and make people smile -- when you think of the people you're serving, and you distance yourself from workplace negativity, you'll love every minute of the day.

And when you no longer love enjoy your day -- which is inevitable -- that's a sign that you need to move on to bigger and better things.

Guys like this do their thing and then move on. That's the natural progression of quality employees. Don't get stuck. If you don't put on a show, it's time to move on.

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