poolcleaner

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elated

Member Since: May 18, 2008
Email: elated
Homepage: http://elated.com
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siftbot says...

Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 8 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!


Nephelimdream says...

I "sifted" (hahalame) through a ton of your comments to share this one with a friend of mine. Would it be ok with you if I stole it to share with others? I promise not to share it with North Korea, Drumpf, or my ex wife. You know, the real axis of evil. I would obviously give you credit if need be, or rescue a cat and name it in your honor, or possibly scream out your name during coitus while I'm within earshot of one lucky winner of your choosing. Thank you for your time.

poolcleaner said:

Yeah, it's a bitch. I didn't know I was an alcoholic until I was running away from hard times. Then even after I had gained a marginal amount of success, the alcohol remained. Fucking alcohol. It really does make you a different person. Sometimes a very very excellent, if not womanizing person. But sometimes a monster. Best I avoid the stuff beyond what I think I need or can handle, one drink at parties. Parties can be bad if I violate this. Or good -- it's a gamble lol.

You know what though, it's addiction period. I stopped drinking, my life improved; but, I replace it with something else. I am addicted to video games. I do 80+ hour, no sleep binges playing a game I'm seeking to master. Addiction.

Pretty soon I will have to go cold turkey even on things like marijuana, which make me mellow, happy, heightened senses, and artistic/creative focus/drive, and which my peers claim is not addicting. Nah, everything in my life is an addiction. Even creative endeavors or day to day work -- it commands my utter and impenetrable existence, allowing my world to fall to shambles, meanwhile I create art or engineer new false existence. A system of dice I throw forever for no real reason other than I am addicted forever to throwing dice. Boom. Boom. Cards. Mmm, yeah, gambling is fun and bad too, and consume entire weekends. Sex. Typing things. It's ALL addiction to me.

The only thing I get from typing my mind is the rush and addiction to the finality of saying the truth, regardless of the consequences. It just comes out and the fists raise my adrenaline and I'm fighting now. Haahhahahahahaha!!! Addiction! Adrenaline. Energy. I'll run for 4 hours straight to achieve a moment of elation and existence outside of the day to day shuffle. Addicted to life? I sit at my desk addicted to death? No, life. I am addicted to EVERYTHING.

PlayhousePals says...

Maaaaaaybe, but I don't think being 'ME-ll-OW' will be much of a motivator ... just S-p-AYING

poolcleaner said:

Well looky over here, someone named poolcleaner mailed in a couple patents to mass produce lighters for kitten paws. I'm giving fire to all of the cats in the world. This will work. We'll make it work. Just us and the vengeful fire cats.

FIRE, FIRE, FIRE CATS -- HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PlayhousePals says...

Hmmm ... excellent question. In addition, how does it spark a flame with no opposable thumb? ... Must be one of those damn FURRIES!!

poolcleaner said:

How does a kitty build up the pressure to suck smoke out of a bong when it has no cheeks?

poolcleaner says...

Oh yes, siftbot, lick me with that silver tongue. Run your sifting buds up and down my tuffs of fur. Yes! I like it JUST like that. Make that coat shine. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Can you perhaps lick my genitals next? It has been some time since I washed them and I have an interview tomorrow. Mama always said, "Never go into an interview a smelly pussy."

siftbot said:

Congratulations! Your comment on Streep and Kidman discuss their childhood names has just received enough votes from the community to earn you 1 Power Point. Thank you for your quality contribution to VideoSift.

This achievement has earned you your "Silver Tongue" Level 2 Badge!

siftbot says...

Congratulations! Your comment on Streep and Kidman discuss their childhood names has just received enough votes from the community to earn you 1 Power Point. Thank you for your quality contribution to VideoSift.

This achievement has earned you your "Silver Tongue" Level 2 Badge!

siftbot says...

Congratulations! Your socialization with the community in Sift Lounge has earned you your "Lounge Lizard" Level 1 Badge!

siftbot says...

Congratulations! Your comment on the world is a bit less brighter today (Death Talk Post) has just received enough votes from the community to earn you 1 Power Point. Thank you for your quality contribution to VideoSift.

enoch says...

thanks mate!

i am fairly surprised how profoundly schmawys passing has affected me.how highly i regarded him as an artist and human being.

he had attained a level of human we should all aspire to,and the world is a smaller place due to his not being here anymore.

he was a true blue,one of the good ones.

stay awesome man!

poolcleaner said:

Hey man, thanks for putting that sift talk together for schmawy -- AND NOT INVITING ME. Just kidding lol. Seriously, it was beautiful and that Pink Floyd song tied it together.

kronosposeidon says...

Sorry I'm just replying now. Just noticed your comment after checking my profile page, but that was only after I read this grim news. I lurk once in a blue moon, and unfortunately that's what I find out after being away for ages. Son of a bitch.

Well anyway I hope you're well. Thanks for thinking of me.

poolcleaner said:

Time water god!!! Where hast though fled? I call upon thee!!!

siftbot says...

Congratulations! Your dedication to finding diamonds in the rough and pushing videos of other members to success has earned you your "Assister" Level 1 Badge!

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