My personal faith is Jedi and I'm a Jedi Jihadist. My people, the Tusken Raiders, sent me to the Jedi Academy to learn how to make force bombs so that we can rule Tatooine. Jabba was assassinated, leaving a power vacuum, so we took control.
You wanna fuck with the Tusken Raiders, bitch? We got force powers, bitch. George Lucas was a racist, he tried to genocide our people from his world. We never forget.
Have YOU ever slain a krayt dragon and then tore the pearl from its belly? Every Tusken Raider does so by the age of 15. You think you're going to stop us from taking this desert planet? You're gonna have to use captured Imperial scientists to invent another Death Star and blow us out of reality.
How ironic that the Rebellion becomes another terror group, just to rid the world of other terror groups.
And that's the story of how Star Wars became Dune. Or how Tusken Raiders became ISIS. And no one ever lived happily ever after. The End. Now go to bed, you little brat, before I child abuse you, lose custody of all you children and then lose you in the child protective services system where you'll start learning to like fire, you'll start learning to like starting fires, kill your foster parents, tell us that it was a robot sent from the future to assassinate you and then put you on anti-psychotics, oh you SAVIOR of the universe.
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