Very long time no see, but happy 38th birthday!

Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 5 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!

Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 4 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!

Excellent avatar picture!

Sorry about that fixed it for ya.

In reply to this comment by NeuralNoise:
It is not dead!!

Roast XIV is now in progress.

MC: thinker247

Roastee: MrFisk

http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/It-s-a-motherfucking-Roast-bitches-and-gentlemen

THE JESTER

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Hey NeuralNoise:

Sifters are requesting a Portuguese translation.

http://videosift.com/video/What-Happens-When-an-Alligator-Bites-an-Electric-Eel

Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 3 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!

Your Bukowski video is dead... http://www.videosift.com/video/Bukowski-The-man-with-the-beautiful-eyes

Here's a fix... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WI9Zn0lRs

Sorry I was late to the roast.....

A Brazilian Wolverine... you know what that means, all claws, no carpet. Grrr baby. GRRRrrrrrrr.

You know this wrong to subject us to roasting Neuralnoise. What are we supposed to make fun of the fact that he is really really good looking. Like Derrick Zoolander? Are we supposed to make light of the fact that he is creepy nice? I mean if say something like,

"What you don't know is that girl in the photo is his wife."

Crickets, and it is just wrong. Plus, I resorted to making fun of the fact that all Brazilian men are lascivious creeps. You can't make fun of a man for being really really good looking and creepy nice. It can't be done. That's all I have left. I fart in your direction.

Thank you for being a good sport and putting up with us morons.

THE JESTER

http://parody.videosift.com/talk/The-Great-Sifter-Roast-XII-NeuralNoise
You're up!

Heads up, we're collecting firewood now:
http://parody.videosift.com/talk/PREPARE-YE-for-the-Roast-of-neuralnoise
...and remember, don't hate me, you asked for this. muahahahahaha

Sorry for the very delayed response, haven't been on the Sift in a long while.

Yes, I read it all. The footnotes, everything. Even decoded the letters. I devoured that book. I spent a sleepless two days enthralled.

In reply to this comment by NeuralNoise:
you swear you read House of Leaves till the end? Including the "emails received appendix thing"? I loved the main part of the book, the notes, the layout... But I was more lost in that appendix than the guy inside the house cave...

Also, White noise, alas! that´s where my Noise comes from.
cheers

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
'House of Leaves' by Mark Z. Danielewski

'White Noise' by Don DeLillo

'Eyes of the Dragon' by Stephen King

'Filth' by Irvine Welsh

'L’Étranger' by Albert Camus

And many many many many more.