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Squirrel Obstacle Course
Squirrels are stupidly determined little fuckers when it comes to nuts.
I used to have a bar fridge out on my patio and one day, I threw a bag of peanuts into it because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Anyway, the next day I came out onto the patio and the fridge door was open and the nuts were gone. The little bastards actually chewed through the soft magnetic strip holding the door closed and managed to get the door open and abscond with my hard-earned nuts.
I got even, 'tho -- kinda.
On the corner of our block, we had this big green thing that was a cover for some pretty high voltage stuff underneath. I threw some peanuts under the gap between the cover and the ground and waited. Sure's shit, here comes one cocky fucking squirrel lookin' to score my nuts. Under the cover he goes then --FLASH!! -- BOOM!! -- victory over squirrels! Only he took the power out for the entire block and the surge fried my brand-new Pentium Pro computer. Oh, and one of my neighbors narced me off to PG&E who were none-too-happy with my brilliantly-laid trap and my erstwhile vengeance over genus Sciurus.
I know a lot of people would ask me, "Well, what did you learn from all this?", to which I'd reply, "Not a damned thing."
The Science of Racism
Are you saying racism doesn't exist or that it doesn't have negative consequences?
Yet another crutch to not succeed.
Moringa - The Natural Viagra
This is spam
TED Talk: Whitopia
Newt,
I was riffing off the statement told to the presenter that 'one black person is pleasant company; 50 black people are a ghetto.'
Obviously, I don't believe that white people gather in numbers just for the sole purpose of lynching. It's possible that Lynyrd Skynyrd is in town.
That's a pretty ignorant and disgusting, blatantly racist statement you made.
TED Talk: Whitopia
One white person is pleasant company; 50 white people are a lynch mob waiting to happen.
The History Guy: American Airlines Flight 96
The History Guy and the guy who does the WW1 videos are both total YouTube gems. And neither of them eat Tide pods.
How Simon and Garfunkel Created a Timeless Song
Let Devin Townsend do Garfunkle's lines.
Can't wait for the version by Disturbed.
How the Grateful Dead Changed Live Music Forever
*promote
How the Grateful Dead Changed Live Music Forever
I do love me some Dead!
The Economic Collapse Of China! Signs Of China's Failing Eco
*promote
Saturation Diving- You're in a different world
I hope these guys are paid insanely well.
Captain D: Coloured Marble Sorting Debunk
Spray-paint huffing gone wrong.
What's the deal with this guys face?
Loaded Baked Potato
That's gotta be 2,500 calorie, easily.
1954 How to dial your phone by Bell System
Thank you, nice telephone lady, for showing me how to write down numbers. I am more the edified.
Dutch New Year - Soccer Balls, Milk Churns, & Carbide
They're preparing for the next time the Germans show up uninvited.