Well, historically, he's armed with a big ass club (mace) that he's supposed to bash heads with should a fight break out. I was just surprised he was "packin' heat".

I always knew he was in charge of Parliament security, but a lot of positions that are 100s of years old tend to be completely ceremonial, like the Speaker of the House.

It's like finding out the British "Beefeaters" (Yeoman Warders, the Royal bodyguards) actually have UZI machine guns under their hats and silenced Glocks stuck in their waistcoats when all they ever do is really conduct tours.

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"And the defenders will now be hurling vicious verbal abuse at you. Not to mention stones, arrows, buckets of boiling tar, cows, sheep, salad, unwanted children -- everything would have been thrown at you."

That could have come straight from Monty Python. *promote

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Awesome!
*quality

DAMN PARAMOUNT TO HELL! Damn those writers and exes to a lifetime of festering ass boils and hemorrhoids!

This ending IS even worse than the one used. I would have thrown a fit. Instead the one used I just sat there w/ my mouth agape dumbfounded. I didn't start getting really pissed until the drive home.

Captain Kirk should have gone out IN FLAMES! FLAMES!!!! Literally man, on fire ..still kicking asses, making computers self destruct and kissing hot beehive haired yeomans and naked green women along the way.

I wanted to see him push Spock and McCoy into the last shuttle craft and he had to punch them out first, and flaming Kirk goes back to kicking yet more asses until he hits self destruct and blows he and Enterprise up over San Francisco while everyone screams and cheers!!!! KIIIRRRRRRRRKKK!!!!!

WOOT!! that's right!

(thanks Blankman I enjoyed this )