I guess I've delayed this for too long, but here goes:

1. I've killed at least 250 birds
2. and I don't feel bad about it
3. As a kid I was a talented chess player
4. I used to be a member of MENSA, but it was too geeky and self-indulgent for me
5. My first car was a Seat Leon
6. I loved that car and still miss it
7. I've been involved in a serious car crash and was the only one to walk away unharmed
8. The only code I know is html
9. In school I made a fansite about Wesley Willis
10. I've dislocated both shoulders numerous times
11. I haven't been in a fight for over 6 years now (and I don't plan to)
12. I'm a big fan of Liverpool FC
13. I've never been to Liverpool
14. I own a 12 gauge shotgun and a .30-06 rifle
15. I'm not a big fan of handguns, but I used to have a Desert Eagle .45 (the kickback was fun and frightening at the same time)
16. I suffer from an autoimmune disease (it's not lupus )
17. Growing up, 3 different teachers encouraged me to see a therapist
18. I never did
19. I own a perfect replica of a Picasso self portrait. I love that picture.
20. I'm a terrible dancer
21. I love vintage clothing like hats and vests
22. I competed in the British national athletics championship final when I was 12 yrs old (100m hurdles and 4x100m relay)
23. I didn't win, but it was a a lot of fun
24. My favourite number is 46
25. I've never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

It's not lupus.

>> ^ponceleon:
It's not lupus.
Also, quick note: allergy shots are fairly effective too (they cured me of my severe allergies) and don't involve things crawling around in your anus.


1) Allergy shots only work on a few things (cat dander, pollen... stuff you inhale). There's no allergy shot for MS, food alergies, Chrohn's, etc.
2) Allergy shots take years of injections to work and cost quite a bit. This would involve drinking a glass of water every five years and working right away.
3) Hookworks don't crawl around your anus. That's pinworms which are highly infectious to others and yeah - totally gross. Plus they're already common in the US. Hookworms you'd never see. The worms have a lifespan of five years and they're never a worm outside your intestines. Microscopic eggs are the only thing you could see if you wanted to inspect the contents of your toilet with a microscope. Also, it's basically impossible to pass them to others in countries with toilets. If you do have the conditions in your home to pass hookworms to others I am NOT coming to your house. ;-)

It's not lupus.

Also, quick note: allergy shots are fairly effective too (they cured me of my severe allergies) and don't involve things crawling around in your anus.

In reply to this comment by NordlichReiter:
Its lupus


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It's NOT lupus!!!!

It's not Lupus.

It's not Lupus!

What its not lupus? This is an outrage.

IT'S NOT LUPUS.

...sorry, just had to get that out of my system. Now, patient presents with flawless American accent and dry, sardonic digs at people's characters that turn out to be insightful by the end of each episode. Differential diagnosis?