That was fookin awesome.

Fookin' egghead! *promote making me laugh out loud ... by myself!

Fookin' *quality

Ah fer fooks sake yer fookin coont.

I've told my girlfriend to stop taking tea with them in their handbags and purses. Eventually this is going to happen.


Or fookin not, since it's so farfetched the commercial becomes plain stupid.

Oi Bloimey! It's a fookin' otter, Mate! Roit, time for a Fostah's!

@oritteropo sent me here. This is fookin saweet!

how does this old shit even get sifted? you guys are ruining this site! you are upvoting old shit that doesnt even work. a 4 year old broken link makes it to the front page!!!! good fookin job . shit bags.

That big fookin button that says SARCASM would of been switched to the ON position. You are wrong. You owe me a promote or quality.

An apology as well, written in a 500 word short essay.

In reply to this comment by kymbos:
Fairly confident Yogi was joking, BR. I think you owe him an upvote.

God damn people. You shouldn't even being having children in the first place, selfish, inconsiderate, world-hurting people!

Anyway, this video is hilarious and guess what? It's a BABY. After five minutes it was all forgotten. I only remember the most horrendous things my parents did to me (and what constitutes as horrendous as a child doesn't hold up in reality) I'm sure they laughed in my face, told me that Jack-o-lopes were real hundreds of times, fed me asparagus (which I LOVE now), and all sorts of horrible shit that probably made me cry but I don't remember it. But, I do have a nightmarish story from when I was 3 that I still remember. It may have certainly impacted who I was for a couple years (3,4,5) but nothing more.

I think the most abuse I got as a child was from a doctor. I fell (more like jumped, haha) from the top of bleachers when I was 3 (explains a lot, right) and suffered a severe concussion. I actually remember being pissed at my mom for paying more attention to my brothers baseball game than me, and I wanted to go up to the top of the bleachers. So I did. When I awoke my mom was standing in the corner and I was strapped down to this X-ray machine - it had leather straps that went across my neck, my stomach, my legs and my feet. I panicked and started moving around spastically and the doctor in his little control room started making those leather straps, tighter, tighter and tighter until I could not move at all. I remember it hurting, bad. This lasted 5 or 10 minutes, if my memory of it serves me well. After the straps untightened, I immediately hopped up on that very same table and started screaming "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you" towards my mom. I think my mom thought I was possessed, haha. I still think she should have done something, but I always feel more horrible about saying I hate you to my mom. I really, dislike the phrase "I hate you". It's just too much. But, anyway, that shit was cruel, but I doubt that incident had any sort of influence or factors in how I grew up, how my mind works or trust with my parents or doctors.

That is one of the few memories I have from my early childhood - the only other memories I have from that young an age was when an alien came into my room and freaked out climbed out of my crib but couldn't get the door open, my brother falling in two inches of water in the stream behind our house and he started crying profusely (even though I was 3 or 4 I started laughing at him) and the time my dad brought a RV home that had a sink in it. I remember being very fascinated by that. I'd suspect that something really needs to be strange or messed up for it to impact a baby, child or person in the long run.

The only trust issues I have are with women and that was not because of my mom but because of a she-devil.

Yeah, so make a big deal about a laugh, baby lovers! Just remember babies cry at everything, because they're fookin babies!

fookin' *nsfw for language.

That's fookin' hilarious!!!

lol her hands r fookin massive ,

what i dont get is why make these videos that have a moderate amount of effort put into them , when you could do a fairly simple music video for it , and generate some cash and more intrest.

thanks BT!
ya know i was meaning to send you a note to tell you how i have really enjoyed your posts lately but then my comp took a crap and i was.../shivers..muted for a few days.
just finished my new build and i have to say..this baby is fookin FAST!!!!
anyways..thank you my friend.keep posting those great vids.

Lol at woman whp prayed that nothing would happen and the praying didnot work , but she still says my prayers go out to the family , FOOKIN FAIL