No, no, my moral compass is right in tune with that of the society, it's just that if you stare at me wrong I'll murder you. That's all. Not much of a difference at HEY ARE YOU STARING AT ME? Oh sorry, I have astigmatism so I can't see too good. Either that or EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME!!! AHHHHH!!!

I mean, hey I am all for peace and harmony, you just have to STOP. Stop it!! WHY WON'T YOU STOP IT!!!!!!!!! /STAB

I have astigmatism. Sucks. Those toric lenses are expensive.

I've heard it rumored that he had an astigmatism, which contributed to his characteristic renderings of form. I wonder if there's any truthiness there.

Oh, and 'berticus' is a buddy of mine. He's who told me about videosift. Great site y'all have here.

And, umm... I was the first kid on my block to own an Atari 2600, when it had one game. I'm hoping that carries some geek cred around here as well. You should see my glasses. Issued BCG's, that are 10 years old now. Seriously. Just a very slight astigmatism, though. So I only need them for fine print.