Back in high school my friend Dan became obsessed with the name "Papapolychronopolous". I don't know where he heard it; it was still a couple years before Adam Sandler put out "Steve Polychronopolous".

Anyway, flash forward several years. Everybody in the area used to congregate at the local diner until we came up with something to do; it was not uncommon for the entire place to be filled exclusively with the group of people I hung out with during later hours. I come walking out of the bathroom to find Dan and an unknown girl sitting at the closest booth. Dan puts a hand out to get my attention and says, "Yo, Carl, what's my real name?"

I matter-of-factly replied, "Papapolychronopolous" and continued back to my booth. To the girl, Dan says, "See?"

The look of astonishment on her face at that moment was amazing.

Thanks for the quality lucky

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I was happy when I saw Adam Sandler in "Funny People" making fun of the types of movies he makes in real life, but now I'm realizing maybe he felt he was actually just patting himself on the back.

Can't blame the guy too much I guess. There's obviously a market for his stuff or they wouldn't be so successful. Still, one must wonder: where would he be without 13-year-olds?

*quality

I was happy when I saw Adam Sandler in "Funny People" making fun of the types of movies he makes in real life, but now I'm realizing maybe he felt he was actually just patting himself on the back.

Can't blame the guy too much I guess. There's obviously a market for his stuff or they wouldn't be so successful. Still, one must wonder: where would he be without 13-year-olds?

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Is that Adam Sandler?

This guy sounds like Adam Sandler.. he cracks me up.

Uhh, this is hardly a Canadian phenomena. Every Superbowl-winning city in America undergoes a similar thrashing post-game. Every NBA Championship, World Series, Stanley Cup, etc. and there's some violent act. Different degrees, sure. But SOME level of violence.

I think I have the reason why. It's sports.

Sports, by it's nature, is anti-intellectual. Now, I'm not going to condemn everything anti-intellectual because people like Adam Sandler would be unemployed. But then Adam Sandler fans do not destroy the theater after watching his shitty movies, in celebration of how shitty they are. I'm not asking anyone to like my opinion...but I'm afraid the problem is sports itself.

I'm open to hearing other theories, of course. But my theory fits the facts rather well.

Can you tell I'm not much of a sports fan?

I laughed when he asked her about adam sandler gave a fake laugh and said, "that's a great story."

Why are the people standing up? What?

Also, I thought Adam Sandler and Jimmy Fallon were basically the same person anyway.

Love Adam Sandler in Spanglish...loved his BLT thingie the most.

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I've never found the song sexual, but as a tragic story of a girl who makes a lot of mistakes and thinks she can fix everything later. It's definitely done a huge disservice by having clips of Adam Sandler sprinkled throughout.

*celtic

If my ears aren't deceiving me, isn't the movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" playing in the background? I know I hear Adam Sandler and Kevin James.

When I first heard that we were making fun of a Brazilian, I thought we were going to point and laugh at dag's crotch. Unfortunately, we're just roasting some nobody from Sector 7G. Or should I say Xavier's School for Mutants?

His favorite memory is "snowboarding or the birth of my daughter." Is it really that hard to decide between the two? I'd love to see you on a game show, deciding between the million dollars or a mentally-retarded cat that urinates on itself and howls at the ceiling.

God, I can tell this roast is going to be drier than peggedbea's vagina.

Speaking of pussies, where is blankfist in all of this? Probably off making another shitty movie with Uwe Boll and Adam Sandler. He's gone Hollywood (a.k.a. on his knees under Steven Spielberg's desk).

But enough about the child rapist. I guess I should get back to Wolverine's flamboyantly gay cousin.

Let's talk about your obsession with Sifty. It's unhealthy, and we all know you're just trying to get a ruby or diamond. God, girls will do anything for jewelry.

Enough of this shit. I've mocked enough people, and I'm tired of thinking of insults for someone who doesn't have a completely fucked up life. So until gwiz is roasted, I'm out of here.

>> ^L0cky:
Adam Sandler was also excellent in Reign Over Me and Click


And don't forget Punch Drunk Love with an amazing score by Jon Brion.