I'm filth flarn filthy sick
It's the middle of summer...I didn't know there was a bug going around. Evidently there is and it found my girlfriend...then me. I knew I shoulda thrown that skeezer outside for the duration of her illness.
What? Don't look at me like that...I would've built her a tent or something.
Anyhow I think I am going to try and wash it out from the inside with some good ol' fashioned 80 proof somethin'-or-rather. Don't worry, I'll make sure orange juice is included.
If I die though, blankfist can have my account as long as he turns it into a zombie account, only posting on full moons.
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gwiz665Itches like crazy, doesn't it?
AnimalsForCrackers says...Remember kids, herpes is for life!
lauradude, me too.
griefer_queaferif this were the AVclub, I would have to make a lame joke about firey canceraids or something.
anyway... feel better. i dont know what part of the country you're in but i have a handful of friends in massachusetts who all have reported a nasty bug this summer.
rottenseed>> ^griefer_queafer:
if this were the AVclub, I would have to make a lame joke about firey canceraids or something.
anyway... feel better. i dont know what part of the country you're in but i have a handful of friends in massachusetts who all have reported a nasty bug this summer.
Yea this bug originated from the filthy North East. If we aren't careful in stopping it, we may infect the mexicans
Throbbin>> ^AnimalsForCrackers:
Remember kids, herpes is for life!
It's not herpes if it's all over.
Is it swine flu? I had it, and it was pretty bad, but was over and done with pretty quick. God I love universal healthcare.....and tamiflu.
rottenseedyou really had H1N1? I was thinking it was but I'm almost done with it. I attribute a good diet and lots of exercise (when I'm not sick) to my recovery.
ThrobbinYup, really did. It was a nasty flu, intense fever was the worst of it. Like I said though, it didn't last that long, and I'm all good now.
FYI I sell my H1N1 antibodies online...
blankfistSorry, I think I got your girlfriend sick and she passed it your way. My bad.
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